Feels nothing.

Take a good look at me here. Sure, I'm practically naked, as usual, and in the sprinkler. But look closer.

I'm spraying myself with a high-powered JET of water. For NO GOOD REASON.

And the kicker of it is, I don't even feel it. I'm otherwise occupied. With my thoughts. With my PLANS. I feel nothing.

For the record, here are some other things I don't feel:
- Pain
- Sorrow
- Regret
- Sympathy
- Guilt.