Gets Away With It.

Be honest. You're in love with this.

See, most people can't pull this off. Cupcake costume? PINK cupcake costume? Most people can't even come CLOSE.

With the cute smile and the humble wringing of the hands and everything, AW YEAH I know EXACTLY what I'm doing. While you're oohing and aahing and cooing over my strawberry hat and rosy cheeks, I'll be smiling on the outside, sure. But on the inside?

Calculating. 

The exact right moment to strike.